I can’t tell jokes either. I sympathize.
don’t let her near Pastis
Well, she did get the punch line correct…
I can’t tell jokes so I don’t.
What was a bar doing with a pig?
One variation (clean version):
A farmer walks into his bedroom where his wife lay, carrying a sheep under his arm. The farmer says, “this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with.”
The farmer’s wife says, “You idiot! That’s a sheep!”
The farmer says, “Shut up, woman! I was talking to the sheep!”
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
I can’t tell jokes either. I sympathize.
oakie817 about 8 years ago
don’t let her near Pastis
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Well, she did get the punch line correct…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I can’t tell jokes so I don’t.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
What was a bar doing with a pig?
RWill about 8 years ago
One variation (clean version):
A farmer walks into his bedroom where his wife lay, carrying a sheep under his arm. The farmer says, “this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with.”
The farmer’s wife says, “You idiot! That’s a sheep!”
The farmer says, “Shut up, woman! I was talking to the sheep!”