Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 10, 2022

It actually happened to me once. There were these majorettes having baton practice…

I went to hospital, ENT doctor DID have one of those reflector things, it was like being in a cartoon!

One of the 2 doctors in the little town I grew up in always wore one.

Not the one who insisted every ailment I had after age 15 could be cured by cutting my hair & rejoining the football team (which he wouldn’t let his sons play for fear of injury) & every ailment my mom had was properly treated by a 6th pregnancy; it was the one who was known for fondling children & adolescents of both sexes.

MAD did a whole spread on such things, like reporters with “PRESS” in their hatbands, or cannibals with cast iron kettles, or prisoners with striped outfits.

I think TV people only sit on three sides because the camera is on the fourth side.

In real lie, people who receive head blows see little birdies circling around.

We’ll be sure to tell Philip Wylie.

I work for ENT docs and they wear the head mirrors as needed. They help reflect light onto the area they need to see.