Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 24, 2022

I’ve never figured out why two people would walk into a bar. You would think the second person would see the first person walk into the bar and then go around.

…and it’s not two Jews, it’s two Irishmen who walk into a bar mitzvah…

Yeah, she does know.

This sounds like the old guard on GC’s Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

They drag out all the old jokes over there.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this – some kind of joke?”

I’d like to see a variation in which somebody walks into a barn.

Two Irishmen walk past a bar.……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………(long pause while telling) ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..It could happen!!

remember Don Rickles?