Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 01, 2009

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    ds133  over 15 years ago

    I would choose flying as my super power… or maybe teleportation. Probably not the best choices for a super hero, but they are just to awesome to pass up.

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    rayannina  over 15 years ago

    Need to work on that menacing laugh if you’re gonna be a super-villain, Scott …

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago
    I WOULD CHOOSE INVISIBILITY—-CAN’T STAND BEING NOTICED.
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    ChiehHsia  over 15 years ago

    is “shape-shifting” too geeky?

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    doodlius  over 15 years ago

    I would have the ability to have spontaneous, consciousness-altering orgasms.

    I wouldn’t b much of a hero, but I’d be damned happy anyway.

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    camo8ofrs  over 15 years ago

    they confused ‘anything’ with ‘everything’ ruined it for me

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    LittleYipScream  over 15 years ago

    the power to do anything means you are God

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    Terry1844  over 15 years ago

    I would choose the ability to fly but with my luck i would be too busy trying to avoid being sucked into the intake openings of jet airliners….

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