Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 02, 2012

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    zero  about 12 years ago

    Want to attract women? Dress like money.

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    Tirasmol  about 12 years ago

    I’ll save you some trouble here – we don’t dig the complaining.

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    Jeff0811  about 12 years ago

    So then, the perfect costume would be to dress like chocolate coins, but don’t complain about it.

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    James Hopkins  about 12 years ago

    They might enjoy it because women want men to communicate more, but then I’m reminded of the quote “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

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    EMT  about 12 years ago

    I like how he’s covering himself as he states he’ll be “thankful” for “SexyHallowXmas”…not sure if that was intentional or not, though

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    Next time I’ll go as Tom Selleck.

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    jmcx4  about 12 years ago

    @Jimmy…Mark Twain, I believe.@J. Short…Last time I tried that, I came out looking more like John Hillerman. (Higgins, Magnum P.I.)

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    starlilies  about 12 years ago

    Men can complain about it but they’re too lazy to do anything about it….

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