Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 31, 2015

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    Tirasmol  almost 9 years ago

    Truth.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Pinching your nostrils closed helps. Never mind how I know.

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    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    I have a wife and two daughters. Two of the three were “sick”, and called off work. I said something that, upon reflection, was the most ignorant thing I have ever heard come out of my mouth. I told them, with all the confidence I could muster, “If I were a woman I wouldn’t let a period get me down”. Fortunately they were in no position to run after me.

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    gigagrouch  almost 9 years ago

    A better tactic: Call in well…“i’m feeling far too good to come in today… i’ll come in tomorrow if i feel worse.”

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