Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 16, 2016

or, he just might be on something.

Meep me,he might be right.

I had this saved on my old computer, it crashed, lost the comic. Thank Scott for reruns!! Saving it now, and my computer better not crash. I will be meepin pissed. (sorry, it needed to be said).

you can’t handle the truth!

Well, my meeping language would certainly be meeping meeped up if I took all that meeping abuse from that meeping meep, Bunsen meeping Honeydew…

There’s an old joke about “The Roadrunner Show” having the most swearing.

Here’s an actual revelation: “Muppets” is a hybrid of “Marionette” and “Puppets.” They are so named, as the the appendages were often operated by string, like a marionette, while the torso and head contain an arm and hand, like a puppet.

“You can’t MEEP the truth!!”

Are you ready for the real shocker?

He was born … an Erlenmeyer flask!