Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 19, 2018

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I don’t understand why some guys will maintain a van Dyke. I grew my full beard because I didn’t want to shave.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 6 years ago

    Well, I have, at times, worn a Van Dyke, and I maintained it because I liked how it looked.

    When I’ve worn full beards, on the other hand, it’s been because I hate shaving & it was winter. And what I don’t understand is the guys who shave around a beard.

    Her: “You need to trim that thing!”

    Me: “Um, no – there’s point to having a full beard if you’re going to shave anyway.”

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    57BelAir  about 6 years ago

    Ever hear of a styptic pencil? It’s pretty old technology.

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    anomaly  about 6 years ago

    Henry David Thoreau said the ladies loved his neck beard. He never did get married.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 6 years ago

    If you don’t shave at all, you look like a man with no job. Whether retired or insane.

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