Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 22, 2018

What in burnination is that thing?

At least it isn’t laughing hysterically.

Spooky!

Let’s go with pity.

Was the goat blood bath scent home made or did you get it from Amazon?

It says right there on page six "Bathens Embarrassiae Pitytra…

OK, anyone want to have a go at “serpens simiae sinestra”?

I’m able to produce a mist over my bathtub with an eldritch chant and steaming hot water. I thought the chant might not be necessary, but Dormammu assures me it is.