Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 02, 2019

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    DM2860  almost 6 years ago

    Since Scott is married, clearly he is the one with the superpower of attracting a female.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 6 years ago

    Have we entirely forgotten the ideal of the two-fisted, hairy-chested he-man????

    A hairy chest is a sign of manliness & virility; it is the guy with the smooth, girlish torso who should be ashamed to take his shirt off!

    My eldest son (who is, alas, non-hirsute like his mother’s side of the family) told me once “you should wax that; girls don’t like it”. I replied “I think she loves you, and is lying to save your feelings – but even if girls don’t like it, I promise you, women do!”

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