Strictly Germ-proofThe Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;— It wasn’t Disinfected and it wasn’t Sterilized.
They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease; They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees; They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.
In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears; They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears; They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand And elected it a member of the Fumigated Band.
There’s not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play; They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day; And each imbibes his rations from a Hygienic Cup— The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup.1] Prophylactic: disease-preventing.
Hand sanitizers are just another way to make money off alcohol. They seem to be addictive to some people. What’re you gonna do when you step into the supermarket and there’s this soft, damp, white cloth waving in the breeze, calling your name, and you start to wonder about the person who used the cart you’re now using? You’re gonna grab it!!! Hint: The bag boys and girls touch dozens of carts every day, and none of them has a disease.
Algolei I over 5 years ago
This is why I always wash the hand sanitizer bottle with hand sanitizer from a different bottle.
kunddog over 5 years ago
Strictly Germ-proofThe Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;— It wasn’t Disinfected and it wasn’t Sterilized.
They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease; They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees; They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.
In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears; They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears; They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand And elected it a member of the Fumigated Band.
There’s not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play; They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day; And each imbibes his rations from a Hygienic Cup— The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup.1] Prophylactic: disease-preventing.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Hand sanitizers are just another way to make money off alcohol. They seem to be addictive to some people. What’re you gonna do when you step into the supermarket and there’s this soft, damp, white cloth waving in the breeze, calling your name, and you start to wonder about the person who used the cart you’re now using? You’re gonna grab it!!! Hint: The bag boys and girls touch dozens of carts every day, and none of them has a disease.
GavinHamilton over 5 years ago
Welcome to Planet Earth, guys. We have stuff all over.