Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 20, 2023

There are those who will spend $3.00 in gas to get $1.00 worth of forgotten fries at a drive through. Unless the net return is more than the cost to get it, I prefer to allow laziness and/or cowardice to enter the picture. I do now check the bag before leaving the parking lot…, lesson learned.

“Pushy-washy” sounds like the brand name of a feminine hygiene product. (I’ll just see myself out, then, shall I?)

Laziness is priceless,and “pushy-washy”is Hilarious!

Thanks for starting my day laughing!

Looking bad is the permanent state of a well-married man.

It’s not just laziness or cowardice. There’s the time you have to spend in line, plus the cost in gas if you drive back to the store.

Now with all the tech in stores getting refunds are easy!

Is that a rubber pleasuring toy in the bag? (The proper nomenclature is banned.)

What they hell is that in the bag?