B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 01, 2009

BUSTED!!

Trusting soul, ain’t she.

Dear, the beauty of the flowers just made me think of you.

….yeah right!

Ah yes, steeped in the brine of cynicism.

Ant hill Peyton Place.

How do women like us have the ability to see though a cheating spouse?

No … if it was the girl at the office, I’d be giving them to her!

Suspicion!

Dora Dingle, the sad thing is, that many women don’t detect a player. For example, the following link is an outline of a seminar by Anna Salter about female staff at institutions attempting to rehabilitate male sexual offenders. Despite knowing what the guys are in there for, and despite extensive training to prevent the problem, about 1/3 of the female staff end up getting sweet talked into bed with a molester.

I could never say the lines used with a straight face, “You are the only one who can help me!” But they seem to work.

http://www.annasalter.com/handouts/dl18_StaffPredators.pdf

2 Timothy 3:6, “For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts.”

And not to let men off the hook, they seem to be just as silly. From Proverbs 7:21-22, “With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks.”

I think there should just be a separate strip for the ants. There’s nothing prehistoric about them.

Uh oh, BC.

I would think nuclear coffee works even better than a wedding ring.

oooooh Ouch!

You may.

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Doctor Toon, neither have I. What say we file a ‘Class Action Suit’?

Then too if Jake had not brought his wifey any flowers, a few days later she would have whined, “you never bring me any flowers like you used to. You don’t love me any more”.

HEY !!!!!!!!!

Ant wife found out who the flowers were supposed to be for, she should shove the flowers in her ant hubby’s mouth for cheating on her.

Actually, Todd ants are contemporary with dinosaurs. Cavemen not so much!

Dr Toon And your not getting sexually harrassed? They must be intimidated by the nuclear coffee.

That’s what is called significant silence