B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 03, 2009

Sounds like my father.

He’s in the paper? Any guesses as to what he did to get that kind of coverage?

Whatever it is, I’m sure we don’t want to know. Something on par with Calvin & Hobbes or Zits, certainly.

At least it’s not the front page.

… thinking of a way to get in the paper

My curiosity is piqued.

Uh-oh. What ever it was, it couldn’t have been good news. Aren’t you going to wait for your spanking?

Cutting out the middle man, are we?

He doesn’t care for his son’s antics.

Oh that doesn’t sound good, Dad!

Whatever he did, he must have had a tremendous amount of fun…at the time anyway.

Self imposed 3 months ?…first class misdemeanour !