B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 10, 2009

Better hurry, the end of summer is coming up pretty fast. The Fat Broad needs to beam to the future and get into a tanning bed.

She’s not used to being the butt of their jokes.

But she has enough of a butt to be.

Those three are looking a lot like snakes at the moment

DD FENCE EMET That’s pasty skin as in…she’s as white in the color comic at comics.com as she is in BW. I see you changed your pen name again. You change your pen name almost as often as I change underwear.

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Don’t we at least get an eclipse out of this?

I don’t get their gags!

her skin was as white as the brightness of a nuclear power plant exploding???

Maybe her full moon is blocking the sun

Rember that Springsteen Song from the early ‘70’s: “I was blinded by the light…”

Yes, Coffee-Turtle, that’s the gag, although in the case of a nuclear power plant, I don’t think that’s quite how it works. A nuclear bomb, yes.

Our boys, however, may be facing a China Syndrome (sinking into the ground like nails under Fat Broad’s club).

Never mind her size, Fat Broad is so ugly she deserves to be out lawed.

DD FENCE EMET

Point taken. I just thought you might not have have your version of nuclear coffee this morning.

As for the double D, I suspected as much, but did not want to assume for you know what they say when you assume. Too bad the Cowboys still don’t have a versions of their doomsday defense - that would be triple D.

Who’s the DD for? The Vikes? Pack?

DD FENSE EMET You’ve said a mouthful there.

If I ever form a hockey team, I’ll make sure that you are not between the pipes. DDfenceman it is! Just don’t get blinded or blindsided by the “fat broad”.

With Favre on your team, you should go further than last year.

AAA

Fat Broad deserves to get that insults from those men’s comments about her. Well, she looks like more than white skin or fair skin. She is waaaaaaaaaaaay too far to wear that kind of bkini. Hurt my eyes! She needs a total eclipse!

@EMET & BC13 i have doubts about how much good Favre will do in Minnie. i, too used to be a goalie, but decided i liked being a referee better. maybe i should coach?

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yyyyguy You can’t high-stick a coach…well you could, but not usually during the play on the ice.

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Hipster In brackets (Yet again)

@BC13 obviously you never saw me play!

Fat Broad’s body isn’t bad but that face could stop a train.

or derail it.

yyyguy Keep your stick down and your head up and have a good clean game.

Lisa G Love your comments.

ummm how did he know what a Nuclear Plant was? Wasn’t this way way way back?

Blinded by the light….a douche…another roller in the night…at least that’s how I heard it back in 1973…..I’ll check the actual lyrics later…

crunkbot Better, yet. I didn’t think anyone could improve on Lisa’s comments, silly me. HA HA HA.

i believe the word was “deuce” but am willing to stand corrected.