B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 14, 2010

Wiley, I wouldn’t drink any beverage that Clumsy concocted; it’s likely to include raw fish.

I don’t think that I want to know what a bloody princess is.

Good morning fellow BCer’s.

What is a vampire’s favorite drink?

A Bloody Mary (or Susan, Marvin, Joe, Jessica, it really doesn’t matter as long as it is Bloody)

Oh gosh, they drink beer warm…and the boil good beef..and he is asking if that guy can he deliver something worthwhile?

I think I’ll make my own…but I’ll have a Bloody Caesar.

Good Morning, Dogsniff, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8!

I was going to make a Diana joke but thought it might be bad taste.But then again, everything I post is bad taste.

@LW18: Ugh, sick joke, bathing babe. Good Morning!

Just make me bloody drunk.

Agreed lightenup, and Lewreader, LOL! :D

Happy TGIF Everyone!!! Good Morning Cognizant!

Must be trying out for a part in “South Pacific”.

Good Morning All! I prefer the preferred drink of Harper Lee- a Tequila Mockingbird! (old BC joke from years ago).

The Brits don’t need to drink their beer freezing cold. The country’s weather is cool and wet enough. That said, their beer has full flavour (not a typo). Our taste buds become less and less effective the colder they get. There must be some very good reason that a lot of beer brands promote that their beer needs to be consumed ice cold. Perhaps that way you don’t taste how really bad it is. British beer - good. British food - um…let’s leave that topic alone.

Brits food then: Shaken bake, not stirred fried?

Right, right. You bloody well right. You got a bloody right to sa-ia-iaaaaay.

Why am I taking this as an offer to harm someone for the right price and it has nothing to do with a drink?

@Vigil - If it is any consolation, my thoughts were running in somewhat the same gutter.

Someone keeps deleting my tampon jokes.

Three vampires enter a bar. Two ordered bloods and one ordered plasma, i.e. two bloods and a blood lite.

Lightenup’s response would have made a better punchline, methinks.

@Freeholder1: Maybe they just don’t stick. LOL

To say that the British drink “warm” beer is misleading. It’s not refrigerated to the point American beer is, but at around 50-60 degrees (F). I think the appropriate term is “cellar temperature” rather than “room temperature”.

It also varies by type; lagers are generally served colder than ales, and even my beloved Guinness is meant to be drunk “cold” to “very cold”.

Likely not deep enough for some, josh.

I have heard it said by an expert (Australian Sailor), that the word “Bloody”, is about the worst of all curse words.

Good afternoon Tanya!

Have a great weekend!

Lewreader OUCH!

Tanya Happy TGIF to you to

colder drinks supposedly makes us want to eat more salty, fatty food

So Vampires then want to eat Kirsty Alley?

“Bloody” is indeed a very bad curse word. I think it came ultimately from medieval euphemisms for phrases taking the blood of Jesus Christ and what it represents theologically in utter vanity.

“Bloody” is just about the only thing I know of worse than “holy bleep”, which must be the ultimate in oxymorons.

The bartender just offered to change the drinker’s sex.

I didn’t know that these cavemen were British.