B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 14, 2011

Perfect pitch is the one the batter can’t see….

Hi everyone, just dropping in for a cameo appearance. I’m pretty busy these days, so much for retirement……

Awwwwwww………I thought he was referring to a tent assembly…..:))))

A well maintained Cricket field.

How i hit my only home run…ever

Perfect pitch—The last one the Cubs throw in the Worlds Series

I think he struck out with that one.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

This one is a little sticky.

I’m sold.

A 20 yard shot into the hole

I thought it was a singer who always sings perfectly on note.-——————-Hey WoodEye, nice to hear from you again. What’s keeping you busy?

“This Baby comes loaded with all the extras….splash guards, coffee cup holders, tinted windows, heated seats, moonroof and 24 hour emergency service. All for under $37K!”

(Would that qualify as a “perfect pitch?”)

I always thought it was when the banjo hits the accordion as it enters the dumpster.

Wait! What? Some is maligning the Banjo? Okay. I’ll give you the accordian, but not the Banjo. After all, the pioneers traveled west with a banjo on their knees.

I thought it was capsizing a boat on the first try.

One I’m still waitin’ for.