B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 02, 2012

How about toe jam for your toast?

You should see him making the donuts! Or perhaps better not.

Better safe than sorry.

My chef used to stomp them with his ears.

Beviek… Thank you so much, I hadn’t seen that clip in years!

I’d like to see him work on all your pizzas.

Cancel that guacamole dip while your at it.

And forget about that order of wine.

So, um, Thor walks away and then they’re talking to Thor in a different outfit? Did someone miscolor the hair again?

Quit wining and eat your food!

Ah, yes. Anything touched by human hands…and kneaded with love…MUST be avoided. The MACHINE might be displeased…

I’m not a wine drinker, I prefer scotch, because when scotch is produced, it is untouched by human feet.

The did the mash; the monster mash!

How weird!! The GARFIELD cartoon talked about mashed potatoes today (5/2/12) also.

Mashed potato joke day?

and the wine