A joke my daughters love:Pretend to have a fly sitting in your hand.“Poor little fly; nobody loves you. Your mama don’t love you, your papa don’t love you, your sister don’t love you, your brother don’t love you. God loves you!”
House flies rarely make it past my front door. It’s the Fruit flies that seem to hitchhike in on my groceries. They seem fond of my Pinot Grigio wine at dinnertime.
bluskies about 10 years ago
Does that mean that the fly is now house-broken?
rshive about 10 years ago
Pre bug strip pesticide.
librisleo about 10 years ago
Help meeeeeee!!!!
Wren Fahel about 10 years ago
A joke my daughters love:Pretend to have a fly sitting in your hand.“Poor little fly; nobody loves you. Your mama don’t love you, your papa don’t love you, your sister don’t love you, your brother don’t love you. God loves you!”
CLAP *“Go to God.”Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
BC had heard of a ceiling fan but not the bug zapper?
jtviper7 about 10 years ago
There are no flying bugs in Vegas…. Tooooo Hot.and Tooooo dry.
tuslog64 about 10 years ago
Bugs are dying by the truckloads!Calvin
laisla1315 about 10 years ago
Now that’s a clever pun!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 10 years ago
But, wouldn’t that be beeacide? Uh, er, um, its a fly, but doing a beeline and, um, uh, oh boy…
gnatXXsum about 10 years ago
House flies rarely make it past my front door. It’s the Fruit flies that seem to hitchhike in on my groceries. They seem fond of my Pinot Grigio wine at dinnertime.
brklnbern about 10 years ago
Good one.