B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 04, 2014

He’s a Tortise! HELLOOO!(If yer in such a flamin’ hurry, get down and RUN!)

A back shell driver.

Just tell him 10 minutes, you will be “there” in 10 minutes.

♫♪ Are we there yet?I’m tiredI’m hungryHow far?My nose is snottyGotta stretch my bodyGotta use the pottyBetter stop the car! ♪♫- Animaniacs

If you are trying to get to my last nerve, YES you are there.

Is it much further, Papa Smurf?

I cured my grandson of asking that. I stopped immediately and said yes we are there get out.

Reminds me of the movie with ’ Ice Cube ’..

Your a slow passenger.

“Don’t make me turn this tortoise around!”

Yeah….I remember Poppa Smurf blowing his blue stack!!!!

Maybe they should try time travel, as suggested by some parents….“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

Are they heading south? Every step is south.

Sounds like a 4 year old kid.

I’m getting closer to my home… Play that for him, he’ll quit askin’.

Hey Dookey why don’t you carry John for a while?