B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 04, 2015

With a rack like that….the sunglasses won’t help. She’ll still know what we’re thinking!

And if he’s thinking something else, he’s wrong.

Another legend created. Maybe urban, maybe not.

Is that why I get my face slapped so often when looking at a woman???

I’ll bet they’re X-Ray glasses.

That’s a trick statement. She doesn’t actually have to look into his eyes…

Probably cause his eyes are looking at her chest. Unless it’s Fat Broad … then they’re not looking at her at all.

Personal experience: Women like to think they can read a man’s mind. Truth is, she hasn’t got a clue. My ex-wife guessed wrong so badly that her statement “I can read you like a book” was kinda funny. I wonder what book she was reading, because it sure wasn’t MY book.

This is too easy! Women only need to think of one thing when they look into a man’s eyes; because when a normal man looks at a woman, there is only one thing on his mind…

Who doesn’t know this?

Many wives are so sure that their hubby is thinking about another woman(even if it is just the clerk at the supermarket), that he is in trouble all of the time. My wife ran her own business and some of the wives of the suppliers would get so jealous – even though my wife was 30 years older and it helped to put food on their table.

She was told more than once that it wasn’t right for her to be in business where their husband was.

So, I guess that leaves her a career as a cosmetologist, a woman’s wear clerk, or a waitress…….

So why do wives have to ask?

How can she look him in the eyes, when they are not up there?

The American TV show ‘Friends.’“[He is not gay.How do you know?I felt it.What? You have some kind of psychic he-isn’t-gay feeling!? That you just felt?!On my hip. While we were dancing.]”

Note to self: look for necklace for her that looks kinda (but not too much) like an eye. Because she modifies the length of the chain to put the focal point (artist speak) of the necklace at, at, at, yes, well.