B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 21, 2015

Sweet Vengeance!

VakaWhat good is a pumpkin if you can? Blecch!!

Peter, Peter, pumpkin stealer…

I love pumpkin. Cubed up and put in a nice beef stew.

One of those giant pumpkins would make a terrible pie. They are pumped full of fertilizer to make them grow. You would use a sugar pumpkin to make pies.

Pumpkin… Only good for PIES.

Fat Lady is wasting her time. Peter will just turn into an accordion and walk off.

Add me to the people that are nor fond of pumpkin.

Goody, goody! No pumpkin for you, more for me.Some people live such tiny, uninspired lives, I can’t see why they even bother.

At least the pumpkin is passing from a prize to another

There are a number of things you should not do in life to avoid injury.

Don’t mess with Sasquatch. Don’t tug on Superman’s Cape. Don’t practice proctology on a porcupine. Don’t anger the guy who packs your parachute. Don’t start an argument with men carrying automatic weapons.

And above all, don’t piss off the fat broad.

and pumpkin is one of the squashes it’s made from.

I’ve never had pumpkin flavored anything and don’t want to try