B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 17, 2015

The “Why you no?” guy

Y U No guy Y U No become cool earlier

Love the addition of the martini glass. Do they serve them on the rocks?

He reads Dick Tracy!

Great.

Now those stupid sketches are in the funnies too!

If you don’t think it’s funny, skip over it. Personally, I think this one’s hilarious.

The first Trump???“No one’s evolving like me! And the saber tooth cats all love me! Keep the Neanderthals out!”

That’s my introduction to Why u no guy. Clearly I need to stop getting a life and get on the Internet instead :)

The Mr. Magoo man on the moon…is what he saw.

Now I’ve got ‘In the Court of the Crimson King’ by King Crimson stuck in my mind.

I guess someone reads Fark.

“This srip sucks more every day. I’m gonna drop it from my list if it doesn’t improve. "..You SHOULD. You totally should!That’ll show ’em you mean business!.Meanwhile, join is in singing:.PROMISES PROMISES(Wiley Smith / Carlyle Hughey).Skeeter Davis – 1967

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You promised you would be true to meBut we both know you could never beYou’ve been puttin’ me on since the day we metPromises, promises, that’s all I ever get, that’s all I ever get.

And then you promised me a ringA wedding gown and all of them thingsI ain’t seen no diamond yetPromises, promises, that’s all I ever get, that’s all I ever get.

Promises, promises, that’s all I getAll you gave me since the day we metYou’ll break my heart in two again I betPromises, promises, that’s all I ever get, that’s all I ever get.And now you tell me you’re goin’ awayYou swear to me that this time you’ll stayI can’t believe I’m rid of you yetPromises, promises, that’s all I ever get, that’s all I ever get.Promises, promises, that’s all I getAll you gave me since the day we metYou’ll break my heart in two again I betPromises, promises, that’s all I ever get, that’s all I ever getPromises, promises, that’s all I get

Then do and we won’t have to read all your complaining. Merry Christmas.

. . . in a plan to scare the ever living crap out of distant future humans trying to get an idea of what life was like back in our time.

He reminds me of the Wizard of Odds…

looks like a character in Dick Tracey