B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 02, 2018

Better check to see if that thing is loaded!

Use it wisely.

REMEMBER: It takes a good ant with a magnifying glass to stop a bad ant with a magnifying glass. So avoid good ants with magnifying glasses.

To quote Gary Larson, “Trouble brewing….”

You might want to get a holster for that thing.

As an aside, a CCW permit is required in England for a knife with a blade longer than 3 inches?

Ah, but your permit was for concealed carry. So good luck with that.

For use against one’s own kind. How modern

Ahh, summer afternoons, 8 years old, the back yard and a magnifying glass. That takes me back… :P

We have notified The ASPCA that is the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ants.

it would have to be open carry, no way he’d conceal that thing

Hmmm, solar powered weapon. How green of him.

He’s already holding it wrong. He’s gonna burn his own behind….

Watch where you point it.. it has a very delicate trigger.

What do you call it when one ant kills another ant?… insecticide?!

Something to look into.

Better to have a magnifying glass and not need it, rather that need a magnifying glass and not have it.