B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 29, 2019

Powerful. But it’s range is limited.

The first use of solar power was alien technology.

“Forthwith flashes of actual flame, a bright glare leaping from one to another, sprang from the scattered group of men. It was as if some invisible jet impinged upon them and flashed into white flame. It was as if each man were suddenly and momentarily turned to fire. " – H. G. Wells, “War of the Worlds”

Relax, it’s a cloudy day.

With all or you, you can lift it and bury it in the sand. Problem solved.

Another Ancient Alien myth debunked …

I would not go near Area 51 because aliens live there and not the kind that live in a different country.

so attack it at night!

The ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction (if you’re an ant)!

Hmmmm! Stay out of its path…..

It’s also fun watching ants explode. In a sadistic sort of way.

sad to say this is kind of personal. Not with the pyramids, which somebody so incompetent that if he does not imagine how could have been done, then nobody else can so the only possible explanation is ‘aliens’, but with other things. There is a friend who keeps chasing conspirations. He mocks things like flat earth, yet he uses the same rationale to ‘argue’ about other things, and if contradicted is not because personal reasons, is because the other people don’t have open minds, so if he wishes something was true, is because it is true and the other people are stupid. The real reason of his attitude is because he wants to be special, or have something other people don’t have; in this case a secret knowledge that makes him part of a special group apart from the rest of the ignorant mob. So his way to be special is made up things, instead of making any effort to stand out in something by his own merits

In the early ’70s a guy who lived in a neighboring apartment was a Scientologist and wanted to recruit me. He left a magazine with me, admonishing me that nobody outside Scientology was supposed to see it but he thought I was nearly in. Okay…. There was a Letters page and one fellow explained he had a dream in which thetans came to him and told him the reason the Phoenix area was so dry was because it was an ancient space port and weather control stations around the valley kept it that way. Knowing what they were and where they were located, he went there and disabled all the weather control stations so now the Valley of the Sun was a lush, overgrown jungle. All righty then! A couple years later I moved to Phoenix and somebody musta come and fixed all the weather control stations.

Full enjoyment of these speculations is greatly assisted by a willing suspension of all rationality.

Well yes, the energy in that weapon is from out of this world.

Clearly alien tech.

Never let common sense spoil a bad idea. Those are what ‘gag reels’ are made of. Even if you hate the movie or game, you watch the gag reels.

This boy in the ’40s got bored after roasting only a few thousand of them.

Focus!!

Take a closer look at that device. Area 51 will appear MUCH bigger than you think it is!