If you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone. Had to do an extended article on spiders when I was a young journalist: they are AMAZING creatures, and produce the strongest product of the animal world. Scientists have ongoing studies/experiments to reproduce spider silk synthetically. As far as I’m concerned, just the fact that they attack cockroaches is enough for me to love the little eight-legged babies.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Call Grog, he’ll get rid of them in no time.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
HEY!
Now just a DARN Minute, Mastroianni Hart!!
momofalex7 almost 5 years ago
I couldn’t even walk into that cave, let alone stay long enough to name the spiders.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
I prefer “Tom” , “Dick” and “Harry”, though “Huey”, “Dewey” & “Louie” would work.
mrcooncat almost 5 years ago
What about Aragog ??
dennis.caunce almost 5 years ago
Every spider that made it into my house is named Boris, after the Who song.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Would that Death Eater be Lucius Malfoy?
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Wonder what other flying pests would be hanging out in the cave if not for the gatherers
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Is that the only cave in the district?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
No no no no no! NO names, no fraternizing, uh uh, no!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Now I have the heebeejeebees!
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So that’s what is in a name!
JohnBeatty almost 5 years ago
Who’s “they?”
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Shelob”
assrdood almost 5 years ago
“Kracken” should be good name for one of them.
Dr_Zinj almost 5 years ago
You forgot Shelob and Ungoliant.
Pohka almost 5 years ago
Stormbringer, that would have been a good name for one.
tcayer almost 5 years ago
No! CUTE names, like Black Widow, Wolf Spider, Brown Recluse…
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
If you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone. Had to do an extended article on spiders when I was a young journalist: they are AMAZING creatures, and produce the strongest product of the animal world. Scientists have ongoing studies/experiments to reproduce spider silk synthetically. As far as I’m concerned, just the fact that they attack cockroaches is enough for me to love the little eight-legged babies.
Kip W almost 5 years ago
He’s not rich in spider-sense.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Those names aren’t helpin’.
Eiri Amach almost 5 years ago
In Australia, a fear of spider is a minimal necessary survival skill…
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Itsy-Bitsy? In the blue-walled bedroom.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If I were to see a quick-moving spider, I might name him “Porsche 718 Spyder.”
AStarofDestiny almost 5 years ago
‘Death Eater’ is appropriate, spiders do consume some very nasty bugs for us!
dialfred almost 5 years ago
We had a tarantula we rescued from a home that didn’t want it. Named it Harry the Hairy Tarantula. But I was still afraid to let it out of the tank.