B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 20, 2020

Yes, the rings don’t lie.

Don’t gloat too much guys. By your looks, you’re in the next wave.

Yes… but now Hank isn’t aging any more!

This same joke is in last week’s Woman’s World magazine. I’ll have to go check who is credited.

Alas, poor Hank… “Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment…”

At least he is soon to be out of the woods.

That has a familiar ring to it.

Was Hank saying he was older or younger than he really was?

They never knew. Now it’s Hank’s turn to be stumped

Apparently somebody saw Hank lying there first.

Never speak ill of the dead!

Did he make a sound when he fell?

“By the way, did he make a sound?”

I like some of the trees on my property. They’re the only thing older than me around here.

And you’re all milling about him! :-o

Please LEAVE him to his vicious rings of lies…

I suppose it made a sound, since someone was obviously there.

Hank: “I’m gonna log that unkind cut!”

There, see! I told you that flood was in 1942, not 1943.

And he never saw that coming.

Well, he’s dead to me now!

Poor Hank has been truncated.

The truth cuts deep.

It stumps me how he managed to pull it off!

Just another old saw. Go home folks.

That trunk lift he had made him look 75 years younger

Did you saw what I see?

It seems they were not “stumped” about his age after all