B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 15, 2022

Elphaba mistakenly won the lead in Singing in the Rain.

“I’m singing in the rain….Just (OW!) Singing in (OUCH!) the rain! What a (Yii!) glori (ooch!)ous feeli (Arrgh!) ng, I’m happy (dammit!) again….!”

How did she learn to do that?

A western dance that the people of the West Coast have forgotten how to do.

Now there’s a thought to curl your toes, boy howdy.

This just reminded me of one of the most underrated bands of the 60s and early 70s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hw1xmbLwyY

Looks like it was a smirk-worthy definition…

Which explains Glinda’s totally outrageous hot tub and spa. Lots of rain in the south of Oz.

Timing is the most important ingredient in a rain dance.

And I’m still sittin’ with my next door neighbour sayin’“Where’d you get the gun, John?”

Only the witches in Oz have this failing.

Alternate definition: the last-ditch effort of the regular witch to not go out, at all.

Or-e-o, Or-e-o. And I’m not talking cookies

Guess it’s a Wizard of Oz reference, so don’t really get it, but I’ll go with the flow!

And she did so well!!

Sounds like what Wylie does trying to get to his cave during an unexpected shower.

“It was worth it to hear her crying in the Purple Rain… PURPLE RAIN!”

Cavemen and their topical references.

What a world, what a world!