B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 07, 2022

Hopefully they won’t slow you down.

or a “homeless turtle” and a snail

“I had to turn my mini-gym into another bedroom, but the extra rent pays the bills.”

Hey, as long as there’s still room at the top.

Your wing muscles will be stronger for it.

Since they can fly this really is an "Air"BnB.

But a snake? Really?

Is that pink one a snail? Did he lose his own home?

he could also set up a shell company to launder money

And only one bathroom? Geez!

His shell is bigger on the inside.

BC version of “Three’s Company”?

We all have to tighten our belts.

A tortoise has to do what a tortoise has to do…at least there’s a roof over your head….

None of them look like friends with benefits…in fact, one could be a real slime!

I’m surprised there’s not a hermit crab in there as well.

he needs to set up a shell account

Cool eyes on whatever that thing is he’s sharing his house with. Hopefully it’s not a carnivore that likes turtle…..

Except the guy on the right keeps eating the new roomates…

There is a separate entrance in the back…

Looks like a snurtail to me.

Better if they were tape worms … more room, and you’d loose weight as a bonus.

It is always bizarre to me when non-anthropomorphic animals talk about needing money.

It’s a shell game.

Does the dookey bird have enough horsepower to lift the snail and snake too?

Holy “Three’s Company”, Batman!