B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 23, 2022

He didn’t fail, he just needs a decent translator.

Maybe he just needs a better speech writer.

Okay, where’s my treat?

Cavemen: “speak!”

Wolf: “I can’t think of anything to say.”

Cavemen: “………………………………………..”

What’s on the house? Roof!

He wanted the Gettysburg Address?

Are you trying to get the Wolf to do a wolf-whistle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JE4WXw4VFs

" I’m hungry"

“Well, all right. Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking…”

“I said it’s even cuter when he fails at it!”

“Oh! OK, sorry… Wha… Whoo… Oooh…”

Had a Husky say I love you!

Took him to a class outing and the nuns mouth flew opened…she didn’t believe me but she did then!

Humans don’t speak dog, but expect dogs to understand human. %

Wha woooooh ware wolves of London

Men criticize dogs for not knowing how to speak, when they don’t even know how to lift a leg when they pee.

maybe the reason dogs lost their fangs was so they could speak better

is Wolf trying to imitate Rick Flair’s signature ‘WOOOOOOOOOO’?

Oral Roberts looks at his dog an commands “HEAL”…dog puts his paw on a persons forehead and goes ’WOOF WOOF".

There was a sea lion at the aquarium in Boston in the seventies who could say a few words. I was there one day when he said his name: Humphrey.

Howling with laughter!