B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 27, 2022

Golf, a good walk spoiled.

I’m playing caddy for a new guy today. His name is “Saber-Tooth-Tiger Woods”.

Language NSFW, but funny. https://youtu.be/14NQIq4SrmY

For some, the only game they have is the trash talk.

What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?

The Bogeyman

Are you a scratch golfer?

I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where the heck it went.

Someone could use a smack

Always remember that “golf” is “flog” spelled backward…

White sunglasses?

Nah I’m a rich millionaire, you see my doctor told me to get out and carry golf clubs around a couple times a week. -Tony D’Annunzio

well, if I wanted to smack balls all day I’d just stay home

I walk 18 holes a couple times a week. And 9 holes a couple times a week.At around 7 miles per 18 holes it’s great exercise and I’m almost 70!

Cavewomen got Sunglasses!

Funny thing but my Caddy only gets about 12 miles to a gallon with out any back talk.

George Carlin and Robin Williams described golf to a Tee (pun intended).

nothing funny here, folks. Just go home. Zzzzzz….

Considering their equipment, it looks like golf was boom to stone age technology.

I used to enjoy pushing that little ball through the grass. The only problem was that, every once in a while, the dang thing would fall into one of those little holes and I had to reach down to take it out.

He spent too long in the 19th hole that he was expecting to find the 20th hole.

Smack-Talk just 100 clams. Real Smack-Down 200 clams.