B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 20, 2022

Maybe the cute chick can cook

the snake

After that remark, you are.

Him.

You

Jane: Oops! My mistake, this is my laundry.

Many have eaten here. Few have died.

That remark probably made him collateral damage

I like how these stone-age people can cast a 50 gal metal cauldron. And it’s strong enough to boil soup or stew in it.

My first thought was; “So what do think? .. Is the laundry water hot enough that I can wash my dirty socks that are in it?”

But then I noticed that they haven’t invented socks yet! Darn it. Can’t use that joke yet.

He just volunteered for a bashing.

Careful, or she may turn you into Curly, the red-nosed caveman.

Cavemen got cauldrons!

You, dude, unless you change your critique real fast.

She finally got tired of bashing the snake, so she decided to make soup for him…

Hitler, Putin and may as well throw in Trump ancestors.

For best results, take with Ipecac.

Well, he’s standing at the shoreline. My guess is once he falls back she’ll bury the body at sea.

Suddenly, you are.

My cooking is fit for a god!

Good thing he said it politely.

Oh no! Now runaway, fast!!!

If soup could kill, we wouldn’t have to import fentanyl

That’s the perfect profession for Jane. Yip yip yip yip yip

Love that answer…..

We know who gets to cook the next batch of food.

Stone soup, Fat Broad…a lethal combination‼️

Must have Lucky Eddie’s recipe.

You…

Simultaneously, the invention of Restaurant Critics, and Intensive Care Medicine.

A killer meal!!

SO.., what does Jane hit Curls with in the next strip..?

Target acquired.

I’ve had some chili like that. So over spiced that you’d swear the cook was trying to kill off a few people.