You missed deep water tan
“Melanomus” extremus.
You are a pasty white Irishman. The sun is NOT your friend
“Peelus Humanicuss…”
I used to get the neanderthal tan all the time until meds. Now 10 minutes = crispy
I go from see-through white to lobster in about 20 mins. In order to get a base tan, I’d probably need the moon!
C over 2 years ago
You missed deep water tan
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
“Melanomus” extremus.
ajr58(1) over 2 years ago
You are a pasty white Irishman. The sun is NOT your friend
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“Peelus Humanicuss…”
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
I used to get the neanderthal tan all the time until meds. Now 10 minutes = crispy
MissyTiger over 2 years ago
I go from see-through white to lobster in about 20 mins. In order to get a base tan, I’d probably need the moon!