Ben by Daniel Shelton for February 13, 2020

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 5 years ago

    Wrong comment. Should have been ’you’re beautiful, I love you.’

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    Stop digging. Now.

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    cabalonrye  almost 5 years ago

    A crowbar would help to dig out the two feet wedged in your mouth.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    Botox, sweetie.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    huh, I’m old and I don’t seem to have them, but then wrinkles are not something I’ve ever paid much attention to. (< perfectly proper use of preposition at end of sentence)

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Leave the room, pour yourself a splash of your preferred relaxing beverage, down it, then go back and ravage your beautiful bride. This will insure domestic tranquility. :-)

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    In cases like that, a guy is best to keep his mouth shut.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    It’s also a sign of worrying, so stop worrying.

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    Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I used to have a 1, but the eleven is emerging.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Best thing is to woo her again and give her a great big smacking kiss and maybe some more of other to put her on the track for the bedroom. By the time both of you are finished she will have forgotten the subject…

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    Are2Dee2  3 months ago

    “Even” you noticed. LOL

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