Ben by Daniel Shelton for August 19, 2021

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    Auntie Socialist  over 3 years ago

    I first thought it was because you are a woman’s man

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    John9  over 3 years ago

    Sorry sir that’s a pre-existing condition and we have to charge more.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Hmm, I’m suddenly wanting some candy with holes in the middle… ッ

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good one, Grandpa! (And who’s the one who taught them how to do their act?) : )

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    That’s kind of an oxymoron for an insurance company name.

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    sbwertz  over 3 years ago

    NO SOLICITORS sign works.

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    mafastore  over 3 years ago

    We don’t answer the door unless we are expecting someone. That means once a year when they come to clean our furnace we answer the door.

    We live on a 4 lane main road and consider it not the safest thing to answer the door – then again,no one unexpected (in old days had family in for some holidays) has come to the door in well over the 16 years since husband quit his job and even before that.

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