Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 27, 2021

Oooooooooooooooooooooo!!

A new car, expensive shoes, jewellery, world cruise….

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said “Just get me something expensive I don’t even need.” So I signed her up for kidney dialysis.

Have you been a good and naughty girl?

Granma getting a juvenile stint, beware of the consequences!

Do tell ! Maybe she is sitting on it.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, Santa? lol

Well, that knee’s done for the week.

She wants to get back on the “Nice” List.

He prefers her right where she is…☺

And you don’t even have to wrap it.

Kinky Claus

oh baby

awww

When they’re done, they can write a new Christmas song, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (and Then Some). I also suspect that from now on, he’ll be taking out the Santa costume more than once a year.