Ben by Daniel Shelton for January 06, 2022

I probably would have wound up on the couch.

Mighty small bed for two people.

The Z part is why my wife and I have separate bedrooms. That and I am early to bed and she is a night owl.

Ben is suffocating, smothered by the pillow.

I have a furniture store and I sell a LOT of California King beds to people who are 6 feet tall or more. It’s a bed where they take a King (which is 76 inches by 80 inches), take 4 inches from the width and put it on the length making it 72 inches by 84 inches. All the people I’ve sold them to are ecstatic to finally have room for their feet! Most people don’t realize that a regular King is exactly the same length as a Queen (60 inches by 80 inches). You actually can get an Extra-Long Queen (60×84), but they are a special order and cost quite a bit more. But I also sell all sizes of sheet sets and mattress protectors, too! :-)

That’s not a bed…. it’s an army cot.

that was predictable

I shared a sleeping bag with a woman who had a very, small child. I learned the baby sleeps in the wet spot. :) :(

That was 4 bathroom break later.

Yup, she is sprawled everywhere and he is half-off the bed!!

You’ll notice they are back on their “own” sides.