Ben by Daniel Shelton for April 14, 2022

Shaddup, Ben, just shaddup!

They have a doughnut marriage.

“yes dear, but it’s the jelly that keeps me coming back for more.”

♪♫ “Donut forsake me, oh, my darling…” ♪♫

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

I find that adding a bunch of color and bling on the outside makes up for a lack inside. Not always true, but often true.

But no sprinkles on her.

Go first for the chocolat and maple flavor

Pass, all of those are slathered in icing

Plain are great, when they are still warm.