Ben by Daniel Shelton for March 30, 2024

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    a sage  7 months ago

    Over a garbage can?

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    I do mine right where I am now, but I keep a clear plastic shopping bag over my foot! Also don’t use “nail clippers”. I bought a small angled nippers. Requires less force to use.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 7 months ago

    Since the weather is warmer now I do that outside.

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    Macushlalondra  7 months ago

    I remember my dad once clipping his fingernails in church! He got soundly called out by the pastor.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago

    I do it in my bedroom but have no one to direct my life choices. I really like that.

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    Dani Rice  7 months ago

    Do it in the bathroom, AFTER you get out of the tub, so your nails are soft. Then you shake out the bathmat to dispose of the clippings. Yeesh.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Weather permitting I do all 20 nails out on the deck then brush them down between the boards so the tiny organisms that live down there can have lunch.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Husbands are so hard to train.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is it suddenly summer there? Not long ago, they were huddled under blankets.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago

    I had to break up my post. I couldn’t post both sentences as one.

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    DDrazen  7 months ago

    Notice that he has his foot propped up and pointing ceilingward. You can’t do that in the bathroom unless it’s really REALLY small.

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    How about outside? Then you don’t have to go looking for them! The ants repurpose them as beams!

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    saylorgirl  7 months ago

    Okay, now that’s just nasty!

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    KEA  7 months ago

    I’m impressed he’s flexible enough to cut his own toenails

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Better yet take it outside so they can get aired out.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Scissors do not send projectiles flying. If you must use nail clippers, eye protection is advised.

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    catmom1360  7 months ago

    Men just do gross things. It’s in their genes.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m impressed. Ben can reach his toes with his leg against his chest. I haven’t been able to do that in 20 years!

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