She said her kisses are like magic, Ben. She didn’t say they could preform miracles.
Reminds me of one of Dave Berg’s Lighter Sides from Mad magazine. The kid comes running in with a skinned knee: “Mommy, I got a boo-boo!”
Mom offers to kiss it to make it better. “But first,” Mom says, “Mommy will wash it, then spray it with an antiseptic spray, then put a nice bandage over it.” With all that done, she says, “Now Mommy will kiss it.”
The kid replies, “Oh, no — you’re not getting your germs all over my nice clean boo-boo.”
Kimmies01 29 days ago
So cute!
Dani Rice 29 days ago
I would kiss my daughters’ bumps and boo-boos, and then tell them to sit down in the Big Chair and close their eyes, to give the kiss time to work.
cuzinron47 29 days ago
Do you really want it to, being bald is low maintenance.
paullp Premium Member 29 days ago
Random musings:
She said her kisses are like magic, Ben. She didn’t say they could preform miracles.
Reminds me of one of Dave Berg’s Lighter Sides from Mad magazine. The kid comes running in with a skinned knee: “Mommy, I got a boo-boo!”
Mom offers to kiss it to make it better. “But first,” Mom says, “Mommy will wash it, then spray it with an antiseptic spray, then put a nice bandage over it.” With all that done, she says, “Now Mommy will kiss it.”
The kid replies, “Oh, no — you’re not getting your germs all over my nice clean boo-boo.”