Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 17, 1998
Transcript:
-This morning putting on my lipstick, I noticed my "laugh lines" -Yeah? -So I laughed and found out they weren't laugh lines at all -Turns out they're "Hollow laugh lines" -? -Ha ha ha. See? -Wow! You're right! Talk about something that feeds on itself -I know. So much for me ever looking like a sweet little old lady -Yeah. HA HA HA. -Hey! You've got them too! -You've also got "cruel delight lines"! -Ha! "Gloating know-it-all lines"! -Smug lines! -"Holding back what you really want to say lines"! -Thanks. I guess what I was saying was that my laugh lines needed some work -You're welcome