Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 08, 2012

i’ll have a salad with a tbone steak on the side! lol

And the diet platter subtracts calories from the chocolate cake.

And if you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry, it also counts as a salad.

pistachio ice cream is counted as a vegetable, becouse it is green. and eat the broken cookies. when they are broken the calories leak out…

I think she’s confusing “count” with “cost”.

Triple banana split and a diet Coke, anyone?