Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 28, 2018

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    alondra  over 6 years ago

    A beard can cover up a lot of facial imperfections.

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    Dani Rice  over 6 years ago

    A beard can cover a multitude of chins.

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    sid w  over 6 years ago

    My girlfriend was nagging at me to shave off my beard. When I did, her comment was, “maybe you ought to grow it again.”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Your words, not mine” she replied.

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    ElGato  over 6 years ago

    Had a beard once. Shaved it off. People kept asking me why I shaved. I told them that I had grown a beard to cover the UGLY, but it didn’t work. So I decided to go beardless again.

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    RAGs  over 6 years ago

    I didn’t GROW a beard so much as I stopped fighting it.

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