Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 02, 2018

Don’t use deodorant soap or any plain soap for that matter. Use shampoo on your beard & it won’t itch. The scratchy is because you are going full face & neck. Shave your neck up to where you want your beard to grow down from!

Fabulous? Um, Bub, you don’t look fabulous. Shave it!

Time for some honesty, Betty

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for comfort. Shave it!

You have to suffer to be pretty. Stop whining. (go in the other room and start laughing)

It’s the Harvey Weinstein look.

Stubble itch is easy to relieve. Just massage some baby oil, shaving oil, moisturizing skin cream or even shaving cream onto the beard (just don’t shave).

Or just visit a steam room or have a nice, long hot soak in the tub. Or go swimming.

Believe me, all those aforementioned methods will relieve the itch.

Eventually, the itch goes away as the hair grows out and starts to soften.

As the beard lengthens, visit a barber and have the beard sculpted and trimmed, along with your haircut.

After all is said and done, Bub is going to look magnificent.

Bub should have waited a few weeks until the hockey playoffs began and then started his beard.

Beauty is in the eye of the beard wearer.

You look like the villain in a Popeye cartoon.

A couple more days and he’ll look like a toilet brush.

Quit yer whining.