Who’s living in Trinity, Texas.
Jack: “Pardon me senor, but do you know who I am?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “Do you know there’s a man out to kill me?”
Jack: “Would you be willing to help me?”
Jack: “What’s your name?”
Mel: “Sy.”
Jack: “Sy?”
Jack: “Now, you. You, senorita, are you his sister?”
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “Is it all right for your brother to help me?”
Senorita: “Conchita Guadalupe Lolita Hernandez Gonzalez Carita Delpedro Romano Rosita Ramirez.”
Jack: " Conchita Guadalupe Lolita Hernandez Gonzalez Carita Delpedro Romano Rosita Ramirez?"
Jack: “But that name is too long. What can I call you?”
Senorita: “Sue.”
Jack: “Sue?”
Jack: “But I was talking to her, wasn’t I?”
Jack: “What do you do for a living?”
Senorita: “Sew.”
Jack: “Sew?”
Jack: “Now cut that out!”
From an old Shoe strip:
Professor Fishhawk: A new dating site just debuted.
Shoe: Yeah!?
Professor: Its for men who used to be women to meet women who used to be men.
Actually, the name is spelled wrong — his/her/its name should be Toni.
I doubt an ex-con would wear an orange shirt. Did he escape?
Please! https://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2018/08/17?ct=v&cti=242652
Dex has that effect on people…
Phred Premium Member about 6 years ago
Who’s living in Trinity, Texas.
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Jack: “Pardon me senor, but do you know who I am?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “Do you know there’s a man out to kill me?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “Would you be willing to help me?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “What’s your name?”
Mel: “Sy.”
Jack: “Sy?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “Now, you. You, senorita, are you his sister?”
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “Is it all right for your brother to help me?”
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “What’s your name?”
Senorita: “Conchita Guadalupe Lolita Hernandez Gonzalez Carita Delpedro Romano Rosita Ramirez.”
Jack: " Conchita Guadalupe Lolita Hernandez Gonzalez Carita Delpedro Romano Rosita Ramirez?"
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “But that name is too long. What can I call you?”
Senorita: “Sue.”
Jack: “Sue?”
Mel: “Si.”
Jack: “But I was talking to her, wasn’t I?”
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “What do you do for a living?”
Senorita: “Sew.”
Jack: “Sew?”
Senorita: “Si.”
Jack: “Now cut that out!”
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
From an old Shoe strip:
Professor Fishhawk: A new dating site just debuted.
Shoe: Yeah!?
Professor: Its for men who used to be women to meet women who used to be men.
teachteed23 about 6 years ago
Actually, the name is spelled wrong — his/her/its name should be Toni.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 6 years ago
I doubt an ex-con would wear an orange shirt. Did he escape?
Felix Raven about 6 years ago
Please! https://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2018/08/17?ct=v&cti=242652
Dennett Premium Member about 6 years ago
Dex has that effect on people…