Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 22, 2022

Fairs fair, give her the same reception the next time she breaks something.

Sure, blame it on the kid.

We haven’t seen the dog for a while. (Was it a lab or a flat coated?)

I’ve got bedroom lamps that are older than me. My cats can tell by the snarl on my face not to play around them.

Cuz you had the poltergeist exorcised two years ago.

“Take a stab at that one!” Replied Betty.