Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for September 15, 2023

Lotsa luck

I’ll get mine tomorrow…..

Take advantage of it while you can, Betty.

If she doesn’t choke on a chicken bone and a piano doesn’t fall on her as she leaves the restaurant, the luck is working.

If psychics could actually pick winning lottery numbers, they would be rich and not need to put their business card on cars in parking lots. Like they say, a fool and his (or her) money…

My cousin claims to be a psychic and yet did not know I was travelling to see her. She claimed to be surprised. Psychic? As if!!

I tried to explain to a friend that all 1’s would be as good as any and she said, “That’s preposterous!”