Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 29, 1992

Transcript:

Mr. Rosa: Nate, I'd appreciate it if you didn't write about my personal life in your gossip column. Nate: But the public has the right to know about your torrid affair with nurse Burton! Mr. Rosa: It wasn't a "torrid affair"! It was a simple date. We went out for pizza. Nate: And you spilled soda on yourself, Isn't that right? Mr. Rosa: You've spoken with her, I see... Nate: "A total disaster"! Thats one of her more printable quotes!