Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 22, 1993
August 21, 1993
August 23, 1993
Transcript:
Jenny: Gimme an N! Gimme an A! Gimme a T! Gimme an E! What's that spell? NATE! SLAM! Charles Barkley --> Nate: If I make this shot, it's a sign that Jenny likes me! Darn! Okay that didn't count! If I make THIS shot, it means Jenny likes me! RATS! Okay, this one is for real! If I make this, Jenny likes me! DANG! Okay okay...let's see here...If I don't make this shot, it means that Jenny like me! YES! Airball! It's destiny. Francis: I've got chills.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
It’s like it went in that last time.
Zankchi11 over 9 years ago
Heh, Charles Barkley.
DM9001 almost 6 years ago
It’d be funny if the ball went in that last time.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
Nate: If I throw this ball all around the Earth and it discovers some aliens, it means Jenny hates me!
Nate throws the ball all around the Earth. It hits a UFO in space. The ball lands on Nate’s head and the UFO crashes into Nate’s house, destroying it.
Nate: NONOonoNONONOononooonONONOono
Marty: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Marty chews Nate out for letting a UFO destroy his house. As punishment, he throws him into the ocean. Nate discovers Atlantis.
Nate: WOW ATLANTIS
Atlantis turns out to be fake. Nate swims back up to the surface. It turns out he was dreaming in a swimming pool. However, the swimming pool drains and everybody gets out, except Nate, who goes down the drain.
Nate: OoonoONononoNONOONOoonoONOoooooooooooooo
Jenny goes down the drain too.
Jenny: Nate, you are disgusting! I’m going to slap you all the way to Japan!
Jenny slaps Nate so hard he goes to Japan.
Nate: ouch.
Sorry…