Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 17, 1993
September 16, 1993
September 18, 1993
Transcript:
Nate: Look! I made the soccer team! Francis: Wow! Nate: Wait till Jenny sees me in today's game! Francis: Are you planning to win her love by scoring a goal? Nate: That's too much work. I'll just fake an injury!
Comisftw over 10 years ago
What’s to bet everyone who trials makes the soccer team.
spyroclub1 over 6 years ago
He cant score a goal, hes a goalie. Maybe not in the earlier strips though.
One Navy Seal over 5 years ago
Nate is already learning the professional stuff!
PBS1! over 5 years ago
Satire, or just classic Nate?
Buizel about 5 years ago
so n8 will impress jenny by looking like a wimp
Brxken Lol over 4 years ago
Yep he’ll look like what he is. A wimp tbh.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 3 years ago
EXPECTIONS
Nate fake-falls and pretends his leg is broken.
Nate: OW! THE PAIN! IT’S UNBEARABLE!
Jenny runs over to Nate from the bleachers.
Jenny: Oh, you poor, poor thing? What should I do?
Nate: Be my girlfriend!
Jenny: ok
REALITY
Nate fake-falls but it backfires and his leg actually gets broken.
Nate: OWWWWWWW! JENNY, COME HERE!
Jenny walks over to Nate with an angry face.
Jenny: Drop dead, fatso.
Jenny summons Thor’s hammer from nowhere and bangs it on Nate’s legs. They do not work anymore.
Nate: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jenny: number one victory royale
Jenny flosses her way out of the field. Everyone cringes.
why do I do this